I am Mrs Martha Harrell,REGIONAL AUDITOR OFFICER BANCO DE ORO UNIVERSAL BANK,I got your email from a message forwarded to me and decided to contact you, I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of $10.2million from my bank here in the Philippines.The Money was deposited by my client who was going through a horrendous divorce in the United States of America and was on the verge of losing most of his estate to his vicious and diabolical wife. As a result of this alarming predicament, my client came to me with a very brilliant idea. He transferred some funds, ten million two hundred thousand dollars ($13.2m) to a fixed deposit account in my bank under an alias which only the two of us knew about as the confidentiality of the matter was necessary for his protection before his demise in early 2003.
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Reply from Electror the Caffinated!
I would be happy to assist you. As I am currently homeless, roaming around with only a laptop and the clothes on my back, plugging into a starbucks wherever they may be, I can provide you with neither telephone number or address. But since you said your clients wife was vicious and diabollical i would like to extend an offer to you. As the resident superhero of all starbucks, please let your client know that i am here for him. infact, i would be happy to take on his wife as my arch nemesis.
I'm sure our battles will be legendary,
-Electror the Caffinated!
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