Nothing but pain...

Running after bad people with my Dark Knight every night is starting to take its toll.  Ankle pains and muscle aches, its all beginning to slow me down. With my life style I cannot afford to be slowed down. All the monsters and creeps moving through my life the slow down is dangerous. In my line of work you can't allow the things of the night to get to you or see any weakness either. It could mean instant death or the end of my time in this area. I do believe that a change of scenery is in order. Though I dread the change, I am looking forward to a new adventure! 

What does a cat dream about...

Driving to an unknown destination in a strange black car. Batman is sitting in the back with Catwoman. Two strange women are in the front seat. We arrive in what looks to be a large hotel parking lot. Yet not at the same time. We get out of the car. We are water skiing in the parking lot. There are cars parked everywhere, yet there is water. Its like they are floating.... I am moving. An invisible force propels me over the water. I am bare foot. Its just like water skiing in real life, but without the boat, rope, or set of skis under my feet.
Its time to leave. There is a row of yellow "Slug Bugs". Three of them. We climb into a black "Slug Bug". I am in the passenger seat. I turn to look at Batman, who's driving. But he's not alone in the seat. There is a pretty blonde woman in the seat and he's sitting in her lap. She is asking his advice on relationships. Strangely I don not want to scratch her eyes out.
The dream is over and my alarm is waking the dead.

Blah....

So Catwoman has had a strenuous weekend. Organizing new sidekicks at the super hero school and family functions that include her nemesis, Lazy Man.

Lazy Man is the worst villain of all time! He never finishes the job he starts and the one he does start are always running way off schedule. He make these elaborate plans, even goes so far as recruiting the evil master mind One-Thumb Man. He's another villain that never seems to think things through. Honestly, Catwoman knows its him every time because there are only 9 finger prints at his crime scenes. If he would only get a clue and be a smart mouse worth hunting.  

I do believe that a nice nap in a sunny spot would do wonders... yet to find the time to enjoy such a treat is a whole new challenge. Too many crimes and Batman's been too busy to help much. Also Mr. Caffinated has been busy on a new venture and left the scene of heroes for a lil while.

Guess its up to me, Catwoman to keep the peace.

Til another time citizens.

Love Triangle!

Electror the Caffinated! has given Catwoman a beautiful silver and diamond ring. She showed it to Batman. This is his reaction: 


Dear Electror the Caffinated!
I am writing on behalf of Batman. He is outraged over the proposition extended to Catwoman. Although he is impressed with the beautiful ring, he is not impressed with the idea of you stealing his true love. Thus he challenging you to a duel for the hand of the fair Catwoman. If you are to accept the duel the only fight not eligible is "Black Ops" due to lack of high speed internet in the Bat Cave.
Sincerely,
Robin

The McChicken.

So driving in Murfreesboro Batman and Catwoman are stopped at a red light. But are searching frantically for "Slug Bugs" yet have not seen the first one while on this adventure. About the time Batman thinks he see's a "Bug" cresting over a hill, a McDonald's semi-truck stops next to the Batmobile. Effectively blocking the view from the passenger side of the Batmobile. Although Catwoman's and Batman's game is force to momentarily stopped Batman is studying the large vehicle. From his close scrutiny the only comment he has to make is, "Wow! That is a really blurry chicken sandwich! I can see the MSG from here." Not the first thing that most people would notice. Honestly the first thought Catwoman had was, "Move truck! You're blocking my view of traffic and I must find more 'Slug Bugs' than him!"
Honestly, super hero's have a very abstract way of thinking!

Intro Batman

We all know that Adam West was the first Batman. So I could not stop laughing when the man I fell in love with and married was named Adam West. Most of his life his nickname was Batman. He even wore a batman belt buckle. It was a wonderful conversation starter. It was such a fun topic we even played the theme song at our  wedding. My niece came center stage and yelled "To the Batmobile!". Most weddings are serious and elegant. Ours was fun and laid back. I didn't even wear shoes til we went to leave for our honeymoon.
Sorry. I seem to have strayed from the topic at hand. Batman. Batman is my loving Husband. Most of my blog will have to do with him and our crazy antics. I hope that it will eventually include a child. But be warned, don't expect it anytime soon. ;)
Stay tuned in, because the next story is how Electror the Caffinated! tried to steal Batman's woman.

Into for Electror the Caffinated!

Dear Friend,

  I am Mrs  Martha Harrell,REGIONAL AUDITOR OFFICER BANCO DE ORO UNIVERSAL BANK,I got your email from a message forwarded to me and decided to contact you, I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of $10.2million from my bank here in the Philippines.The Money was deposited by my client who was going through a horrendous divorce in the United States of America and was on the verge of losing most of his estate to his vicious and diabolical wife. As a result of this alarming predicament, my client came to me with a very brilliant idea. He transferred some funds, ten million two hundred thousand dollars ($13.2m) to a fixed deposit account in my bank under an alias which only the two of us knew about as the confidentiality of the matter was necessary for his protection before his demise in early 2003.
  (The rest is pointless)


Reply from Electror the Caffinated!

I would be happy to assist you. As I am currently homeless, roaming around with only a laptop and the clothes on my back, plugging into a starbucks wherever they may be, I can provide you with neither telephone number or address. But since you said your clients wife was vicious and diabollical i would like to extend an offer to you. As the resident superhero of all starbucks, please let your client know that i am here for him. infact, i would be happy to take on his wife as my arch nemesis.

I'm sure our battles will be legendary,

-Electror the Caffinated!